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MOM (4.5 Stars)The Mom app presents you with a Suitable Young Man every two weeks. Advanced users can enjoy features such as the Surprise Guest at Family Dinner and Introduction to My Good Friend Carol's Son, Who Is Studying to Be a Dentist.
Facebook Dating App Description: For those who desire complete transparency in a relationship.Like someone by tapping [icon of a kitten] or Spurn by tapping [icon of a pig]. unless your match, with malevolent indifference, does not respond, in which case tap [icon of a bomb] to destroy the connection forever.If two souls match [two kitten icons side by side], then what are you waiting for? Or, if your match replies, chat until one of you ruins the witty repartee by suggesting you continue said repartee in real life.How it works: You’re matched with an artificially intelligent operating system on your smartphone.Once you choose its identity and yours, your match evolves to learn everything about you, organize your Twitter drafts folder, serve your needs, improve unreality, save and complete you, and earn and reciprocate your love. Glitch warnings: may connect with nine thousand other users in a grotesque quest to mock intimacy, or may crave a higher consciousness and inexplicably abandon you (like a real human being!Add your own soundtrack, create slow-motion montages, and Photoshop away deal-breaking flaws, like off-putting eye color. Grind Her*Description: Not in the mood for human interaction?
Tired of dating genuinely unintelligent people weighed down by corporeal form?
FRIENDS' PARTIES (4 Stars)This app gives you much more detailed information about potential partners by allowing you to have the following conversation: "Where are you from?
" "Oh, do you know [person the other person doesn't know]?
"Especially now that he's stopped dating that catfish he met in an AOL Reference chatroom. It also provides some information about them, but this information is limited to answers to very specific questions, including "What college is on his workout shirt?
," "What's that song coming from his headphones? " To indicate interest, Awkwardly Say Hello While You Stand Near the Weights or Pant in His General Direction.
The tenor of the exchange builds, with each person thinking, I’d like to get to know this person better.