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Lesson #9: Don’t be there when a woman wakes up if you’re not invited. I like you, and I think our babies would be really good-looking, and I have this thing for stiletto heels and appletinis, but on me, not you, and… ” And then five minutes later, “Hey, I know I just sent you an email like five minutes ago, and then one about 10 minutes ago, but… I mean, I know we should date a little first, but I’m like so into you! I would only email a girl if she had the exact same astronomical sign as me, if she liked riding horses, through swamps, during a thunderstorm, and of course, she had to play the clarinet, with her ass. Every girl I started to like would phase out on me without so much as a perfume scented letter goodbye, and so what happened? Yes, I actively tried not to like the person so that I wouldn’t fuck up.
Lesson #10: Apparently that’s called “breaking and entering”. I know I just sent you an email like five minutes ago, but are you still into me? I was just imagining, in the time in between these emails, what you would look like naked, and I’m still so totally into you! Soon.” Lesson #11: Five emails in five minutes is considered stalking. Lesson #12: There are very few people who can play a clarinet with their ass.
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I mean, you could try putting a toothbrush through your ear to scratch your brain but I can almost bet you’ll end up a neanderthal.
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